I cant get over the fact that there was a girl on stage dressed as a middle finger and I was like: oh yes, very Eurovision
And in the next act I bopped to a pyromaniac Finnish metal band I was also like: oh yes, very Eurovision
Plodding along until I find my career.
I cant get over the fact that there was a girl on stage dressed as a middle finger and I was like: oh yes, very Eurovision
And in the next act I bopped to a pyromaniac Finnish metal band I was also like: oh yes, very Eurovision
Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child
Why would you have sex with your haters randy
I’m not really in any position to be picky
I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.
THIS.
Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough
Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.
I’m in love with this post